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Demon of the Fall Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/23 17:39 I would like Michael Myers, aka Darth Myers, to be banned from all NMBA club activites for one year. Myers brought along an interloper to the NMBA/LHORBA campout at Dirtfest this weekend. Normally, I welcome and enjoy meeting new people. But, Myers brought along the complete jackass Tom Shalata from Mountain Top. Shalata is also the president of the Hot Tamales bike club, a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Shalata was impressive because he and his constantly running mouth made what would have been an awesome Dirt Fest weekend complete and utter Hell. Shalata's continual verbal abuse of members of NMBA, LHORBA, and everyone else on the trails was a disgrace to the sport and camraderie of mountain biking. He especially enjoyed ripping into Yoda and strangely, the buffoon that brought him: Darth Myers. The verbal abuse went on all day and night. It was embarassing.

Because of Darth Myers poor judgement of personality, I declare him guilty by association and unforgiven for forcing us to spend the weekend with Tom Shalata and himself. Darth Myers should be banned from all club events for one year.
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hodog Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/24 14:52 Wow, glad I left early Sunday. Banning's a little harsh, but I'll put on the next meeting agenda for vote. Please have a prepared argument against the member. 2/3 vote required.

HO
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Demon of the Fall Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/24 22:10 It should be no problem to get the 2/3 vote. Eveyone at Dirtfest had to experience the grating personality of Shalata and everyone blames Myers for bringing him along and making this the worst Dirtfest ever!
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DarthMyers Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/26 00:58 85 views on this topic and no replies / puns / ban-hammering banishment ideas ? lulz

HO , you packed up and left because Sheetz had breakfast and a clean toilet.

If the hammer hits , I need clarification on the word "activities." Does this include the forum ? Am I still allowed to wear the clubs t-shirts and jerseys in public during the year long ban ? Can I ride in Rothrock ? What happens if i do in fact show up to a said activity unannounced ?

no way on the 2/3 vote - I request a neutral out-of-state 3rd party non-cyclist to hear the views and opinions of both sides, @ neutral location, that involves Lagunitas and Clem's BBQ.

Let it be known , that my first witness will be none other than the honorable J. Wychock, strongly defending my decisions of including one of the Hot Tamales and his merry prankster actions / weekend ramblings.

the pro-bannishment crowd better construct a good case, y'all er gonna need it
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TBird Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/26 15:40 I'll keep ya, Mikey. You're not responsible for other people's actions. You are only one man.
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kevinb Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/26 16:49 I like tom, i think we should keep mikey and him and through out the demon
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herrhaus Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/26 21:47 Having not witnessed the said pranking, I abstain. No blogs here. Nothing special.....I just like to ride my bike.
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Yoda Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/26 22:03 All I know is both Tom and Myers walk with Jesus
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Yoda Re:Ban Michael Myers - 2010/05/26 22:05 ...oh yeah...and WE had THE BEST ride EVER...where is Joe when you need him?

Post edited by: Yoda, at: 2010/05/26 22:06
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